Quote #16862
Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings of antiquity and many deeds of...
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USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of...
Quote #32200
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
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The next best thing to winning is losing At least you’ve been in the...
Quote #13291
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Quote #2357
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called “sucking up to the stars.”
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When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they...
Quote #13308
If you have a brain in your head and feet in your shoes, you...