Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #18159
An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction...
Quote #7112
Justice requires that to lawfully constituted Authority there be given that respect and obedience...
Quote #6511
The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always...
Quote #2716
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Quote #8762
I fear not, I see not reason for fear. In the end we will...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #8771
To find yourself, think for yourself.