Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #16038
What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes. Take fifty of our current...
Quote #22549
One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was,...
Quote #3114
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
Quote #15086
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
Quote #33582
There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...
Quote #17115
Courage is like love it must have hope for nourishment.
Quote #34889
I have a right to my anger, and I don’t want anybody telling me...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #12273
Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a...