Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #11521
Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned...
Quote #27621
Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.
Quote #33517
For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.
Quote #24785
When I investigate and when I discover that the forces of the heavens and...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #33483
By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
Quote #30905
A half-truth is a whole lie.
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #25622
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.