Quote #31650
Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche...
Quote #19154
That Jim Brown. He says he isn’t Superman. What he really means is that...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #19890
We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence...
Quote #19417
As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of...
Quote #29332
Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...
Quote #29617
Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least...
Quote #15851
Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one...
Quote #7987
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #1979
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.