Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #32842
The greatest failure is a person who never admits that he can be a...
Quote #3202
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #5119
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #3269
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
Quote #29562
The thing about performance, even if it’s only an illusion, is that it is...
Quote #24083
Perhaps the best cure for the fear of death is to reflect that life...
Quote #409
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the...
Quote #3337
Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.