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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those...
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
Quote #162
Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
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It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can...
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On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
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Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned. – Notebook, 1898
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Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original...
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It is unwise to be too sure of one’s own wisdom. It is healthy...
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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...