Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #14298
Many of us spend our whole lives running from feeling with the mistaken belief...
Quote #31232
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Quote #2281
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #34741
Weird, isn’t it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so...
Quote #9414
Behold, how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity.
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...