Quote #11335
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
Quote #1151
Action is the last refuge of those who cannot dream.
Quote #18533
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Quote #26706
From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or...
Quote #3913
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Quote #22130
Think where man’s glory most begins and ends, And say my glory was I...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #806
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
Quote #8465
Never let your inferiors do you a favor – it will be extremely costly.
Quote #27777
Don’t worry about anything. Worrying never solved anything. All it does is distort your...