Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #1321
Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.
Quote #19923
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #2142
Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
Quote #12184
I cannot believe that the purpose of life is (merely) to be happy. I...
Quote #7336
Aggression unchallenged is aggression unleashed.
Quote #5741
If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.
Quote #33459
What you are is a question only you can answer.