Quote #32139
Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the...
Quote #33697
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #31956
When you can’t have what you want, it’s time to start wanting what you...
Quote #2959
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Quote #24003
Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
Quote #6409
One of the great dreams of man must be to find some place between...
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #27918
No one ever goes into battle thinking God is on the other side.