Quote #30987
If you speak the truth, keep a foot in the stirrup.
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #11980
The tragic mistake of so many in the environmentalist movement is the belief that...
Quote #22186
This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #29249
Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.
Quote #2491
The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #88
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Quote #13483
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you...