Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28381 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Francois de La Rochefoucauld Quote #15647 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils; but present evils triumph over...
W. E. Gladstone Quote #14952 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No man ever became great or good except through many and great mistakes.
Author Unknown Quote #15115 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation
Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods" (1992) Quote #8145 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
Peter S. Jennison Quote #16069 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The poor and the affluent are not communicating because they do not have the...
Laurence J. Peter Quote #19490 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are two kinds of failures those who thought and never did, and those...
Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld episode "The Van Buren Boys" - broadcast on February 6, 1997 Quote #9717 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!