Quote #4793
You see, but you do not observe.
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You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #24507
Tell me thy company, and I will tell thee what thou art.
Quote #11547
Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...
Quote #7304
The greatest friend of Truth is time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her...
Quote #34316
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #18447
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #33517
For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.