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Distance lasts a day. But reality lasts a lifetime.
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Shut up he explained.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #5960
Upon those who step into the same rivers different and ever different waters flow...
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Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #11292
An honest man is the noblest work of God.
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Spare minutes are the Gold-dust of time; the portions of life most fruitful in...
Quote #3339
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we...