Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Quote #17030
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Quote #18085
Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of al evil, the sum of...
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #1404
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Quote #5284
The first hope of a painter who feels hopeful about painting is the hope...
Quote #18434
It is said an eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent a...
Quote #6035
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.