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A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only...
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It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest...
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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...
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The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have...
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I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of...
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The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
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If you haven’t found something strange during the day, it hasn’t been much of...
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Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back....