Quote #32342
(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...
Quote #17383
The society of women is the element of good manners.
Quote #4448
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found...
Quote #3936
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Quote #12165
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #3
Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you...
Quote #29794
It is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest,...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #399
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.