Quote #30012
Always accept good fortune with grace and humility.
Quote #383
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Quote #32512
J.F.K.–The Man and the Airport
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #346
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
Quote #26081
He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a...
Quote #7008
There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
Quote #14164
When once a man has made celebrity necessary to his happiness, he has put...
Quote #11076
I still have a lot to learn – about the business, about music, and...
Quote #2246
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.