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In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself,...
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The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you...
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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Make your life a mission – not an intermission.
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds our planet...
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Dream is not a revelation. If a dream affords the dreamer some light on...
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It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have...