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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
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Why abandon a belief merely because it ceases to be true Cling to it...
Quote #13001
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Quote #19161
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #2498
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and...
Quote #26278
I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
Quote #26440
If you cry ‘Forward’ you must without fail make plain in what direction to...
Quote #7616
So long as little children are allowed to suffer, there is no true love...
Quote #19272
If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it...