Quote #5950
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but...
Quote #16527
I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
Quote #16079
When thoughts fails of words, they find imagination waiting at their elbow to teach...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16080
One thing you can give and still keep is your word.
Quote #29594
I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand
Quote #24653
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #23426
The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects...
Quote #25772
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Quote #32669
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.