Quote #28352
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #13758
Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
Quote #18455
It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him...
Quote #10634
A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make...
Quote #4809
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #19039
Routine is not organization, any more than paralysis is order.
Quote #21128
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #16048
Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time.