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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them,...
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
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You keep changin? the rules and I can?t play the game. I can?t take...
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To stand up — or be setup?
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A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.
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When you differ with a man, show him, by your looks, by your bearing...
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Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract
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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
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The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.