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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.
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They can conquer who believe they can. He has not learned the first lesson...
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...
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It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if...
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The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity...
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Castles made of sand fall in the sea eventually.
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To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.