Quote #10343
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #7764
To someone seeking power, the poorest man is the most useful.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #1306
Food is the most primitive form of comfort.
Quote #28409
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Quote #18242
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
Quote #13837
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Quote #16340
Extremists think “communication” means agreeing with them.
Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #3482
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and...