Quote #8131
Safeguard the health both of body and soul.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #9536
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
Quote #29241
Over the years, we have come to identify quality in a college not by...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #13186
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
Quote #1255
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Quote #14703
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing...
Quote #27078
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but...
Quote #30863
The net of the sleeper catches fish.