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Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and...
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
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The skylines lit up at dead of night, the air-conditioning systems cooling empty hotels...
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #32634
People have declaimed against luxury for 2000 years, in verse and in prose, and...
Quote #13737
Success is that old ABC — ability, breaks, and courage.
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Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
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Education is the best provision for old age.
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Success in life is measured, most easily, by the number of days that a...
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt