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I’d rather be rich than stupid.
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There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the...
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A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
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Half circus and half Supreme Court.
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I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of...
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
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The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the...
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It is a far better thing that I do, than I have ever done;...
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Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is...