Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #4135
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Quote #716
A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
Quote #30223
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #18701
Our sweetest experiences of affection are meant to point us to that realm which...
Quote #16475
Don’t simply retire from something have something to retire to.
Quote #19428
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women....
Quote #9426
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Quote #34855
Stoop and you’ll be stepped on stand tall and you’ll be shot at.
Quote #8401
Europe is spreading its wings. In freedom. In prosperity. And in peace. It is...