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Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met...
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Honesty is being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.
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No one wants advice — only corroboration.
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
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When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to...
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The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad...
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Misfortunes leave wounds which bleed drop by drop even in sleep thus little by...
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I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.