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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil...
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No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of...
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He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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Our enemies come nearer the truth in the opinions they form of us than...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #15230
We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children...
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I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
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I find the great thing in this world is, not so much where we...
Quote #3620
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and...