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I defended this country as a young man, and I will defend it as...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #12914
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
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Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for Eternal Wisdom created...
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As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Quote #18460
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.
Quote #12044
Thou art a Man, God is no more. Thy own humanity learn to adore.
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Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator,’ we say...
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.