Quote #23040
An idealist believes the short run doesn’t count. A cynic believes the long run...
Quote #24317
Latet anguis in herba. (There’s a snake hidden in the grass)
Quote #28158
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #13026
I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with...
Quote #34647
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my...
Quote #1004
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Quote #20824
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Quote #15246
Being reproached for giving to an unworthy person, Aristotle said, “I did not give...
Quote #11542
Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the...
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...