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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and...
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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
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Jacoby I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain. Elizabeth You like pain Try...
Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #9412
Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
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If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
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I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study...
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Do definite good; first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.