Quote #1199
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
Quote #13188
The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is...
Quote #13227
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
Quote #13778
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
Quote #9781
I do not know everything; still many things I understand.
Quote #19920
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #6868
Facts are stupid things.
Quote #6581
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the...
Quote #3338
O why was I born with a different face? Why was I not born...