Quote #11925
Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly...
Quote #7470
Sow good services; sweet remembrances will grow them.
Quote #5268
The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions.
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #9583
Friendship improves hapiness and reduces misery, by doubting our joys and dividing our grief.
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #2316
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Quote #10263
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent...
Quote #32164
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...