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We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
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The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a...
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
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Opinions are made to be changed – or how is the truth to be...
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The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader...
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Sometimes on the way to our dreams, We get lost and find an even...
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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...