Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #16566
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Quote #3413
Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which...
Quote #32970
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Quote #14018
Only learn to seize good fortune, for good fortune is always here.
Quote #19105
Know how sublime a thing is to suffer and be strong.
Quote #22970
Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed...
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #23548
…each of us has to find out for himself what is permitted and what...
Quote #28240
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...