Quote #12807
He that seeks trouble never misses.
Quote #20348
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #6796
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
Quote #20322
Tough girl I’m almost single, my husband’s on death row.
Quote #32631
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Quote #20268
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #28691
The question of whether it’s God’s green earth is not at center stage, except...
Quote #26733
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in...
Quote #10210
The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.