Quote #3799
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #351
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Quote #21748
You can never get enough of what you don’t need to make you happy.
Quote #3527
It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condenced, the deeper...
Quote #33195
There is no such thing in anyone’s life as an unimportant day.
Quote #9648
Any proposition containing the word “is” creates a linguistical structural confusion which will eventually...
Quote #6230
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
Quote #28578
We are a people who do not want to keep much of the past...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...