Quote #12541
The actual God of many Americans… is simply the current of American life.
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #19210
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
Quote #4836
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Quote #19425
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a...
Quote #21667
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home...
Quote #1548
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #33049
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that...
Quote #449
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...