Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #28265
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not...
Quote #8795
What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue,...
Quote #1445
Blessed are they who heal you of self-despisings. Of all services which can be...
Quote #5056
The man who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
Quote #24292
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then...
Quote #19136
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #2555
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Quote #33150
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...