Quote #28286
Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
Quote #3191
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
Quote #13819
Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.
Quote #10009
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #6740
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be...
Quote #7179
Ignorance never settles a question.
Quote #475
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh...
Quote #33315
The voice of the people is the voice of God.
Quote #15213
The ingredients of health and long life, are great temperance, open air, easy labor,...