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All of life’s great lessons present themselves again and again until mastered.
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You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.
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Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
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Whoso neglects learning in his youth, Loses the past and is dead for the...