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If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
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The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in...
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
Quote #1789
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Quote #22821
Oh sleep It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.
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Experience is a comb that is given to you, when you have already lost...
Quote #23046
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...
Quote #24464
A closed mouth catches no flies.
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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #13718
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.