Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #26170
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #15010
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
Quote #27704
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
Quote #25277
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #30056
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #12669
If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.
Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #1203
A diplomat… is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...