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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not...
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An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
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Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels. The more we...
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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For memory has painted this perfect day With colors that never fade, And we...
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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Justice is incidental to law and order.
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Kind words are short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...