Quote #27829
My life is music. And in some vague, mysterious, and subconscious way, I have...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #26284
Once in the racket you’re always in it.
Quote #28320
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #34843
A good word is an easy obligation but not to speak ill, requires only...
Quote #25839
We need to make a world in which fewer children are born, and in...
Quote #8170
The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.
Quote #17406
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #2197
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and...