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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
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Cultivate the habit of early rising. It is unwise to keep the head long...
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Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies...
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving...
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The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little...
Quote #6478
Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.
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America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Quote #25012
Though the rich man’s dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must...